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thank you for smoking [19 Dec 2006|04:32am]
"Thank You For Smoking" is nominated for best picture? WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My review:

Shit.

Predictable. Trite. Stupid. Not funny.

The movie was a really lame advertisement for rhetoric or something. Wow, some guy who's good at spinning things. Who the fuck cares.

"Little Miss Sunshine," on the other hand, is an awesome movie.
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[14 Oct 2006|11:14pm]
So,

When you jam with guys, and it sucks, and you really can't tell if it's because they suck or you suck, it sucks. That didn't happen to me though. But if it did, that would suck. Incidentally, I do suck at bass. Seriously, I suck at music. I suck at a lot of other stuff too.

later
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possibly the greatest song ever (can't believe I found this) [19 Aug 2006|12:37am]
(verse)
Neil in Barbara's room, they're having sex
oh Neil in Barbaras room, his dicks erect
and he's thinking about how this is the greatest, day of his life
while the plain black sheets on her bed, they're turning white

(chorus)
They're having
SEX
in Barbara's room
it's what he's always dreamed of
this is how he feels love

they're having sex
in Barbara's room
its what he's always dreamed of
in Barbara's room he made love

(verse)
the air, in Barbara's room, it spreads the love
and love is in the air, straight from above
And she's thinking about how this is the greatest, dick of her life
and the glow in the dark condom yeah, its glowing bright

(chorus)
They're having
SEX
in Barbara's room
it's what he's always dreamed of
this is how he feels love

they're having sex
in Barbara's room
its what he's always dreamed of
in Barbara's room he made love
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Objectives [18 Aug 2006|01:21am]
Philosophy 101
Spring 2005
Assignment 1: Objectives

1. Learn philosophical approaches that can directly better my life as well as the lives of those I affect by widening my perspective of reality and invigorating my quest for knowledge.

2. Add an arsenal of words to my vocabulary and an appendix of knowledge to my mind for use in discussing philosophical issues.

3. Improve my analytical dexterity when it comes to breaking down and reconstructing complex concepts in the effort to formulate educated opinions.

4. Be able to competently devise and articulate personal philosophical theories.
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[08 Aug 2006|05:43am]
Watch Clerks II.
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[03 Aug 2006|07:34pm]
"The constitution and laws of the United States forbid all interference with the religious or political concerns of other nations."

President Millard Fillmore, in a letter to the Emperor of Japan, 1853
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[28 Jul 2006|09:15pm]
The show KYLE XY is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking trite and stupid. Talk about poisoning the masses (since I think it's directed at high school age kids), jeeeeez.

Additionally, the expose on American Apparel was awesome. It makes me want to work there.

I should just use livejournal to criticize tv during the rare times I watch it.
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[15 Jul 2006|12:45am]
So, I was at the beach sitting on a bench overlooking the ocean and this homeless guy stopped nearby to look into a trash can; he said to me, "Hey dude, are you ok?"

When a homeless guy digging in a trash can asks you if YOU'RE ok, you know you must have some serious issues.
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[14 Jul 2006|06:36am]
I found this old Fork. setlist:

1) Mom | TJs mom is Hot
2) Punk Song | Our band sucks
3) 100 Yds Away | um...what a classic!
4) Erik's Song | Albertos Favorite
5) Repetitive Song | SORRY
6) Don't Blame Me | ...for writing this song
7) Someday | nah more like never
8) Party Hardy | Sandwich in your face asshole

SKA SUCKS (huge letters)
GCDAGBDG GGEAATAG ~~~~
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[11 Jul 2006|09:37am]
FIRST:

Agriculture

SECOND:

Industry

THIRD:

Information
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[18 Jun 2006|01:55pm]
The devil went to Cal...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. And seriously, you'd think the devil would be a little less conspicuous when it comes to the name of his avatar..."tom anderson"? How obvious is that!

Social networking online is a sad reality. But the world still has a chance: Myspace must be brought down. In its place we need a decentralized network of personalized social networking sites, all run independently.
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[01 Jun 2006|08:49pm]
"If they continue their obstinance, if they continue to say to the world, `We really don't care what your opinion is,' then the world is going to act in concert," Bush said.
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[30 May 2006|08:53pm]
You know what's annoying: when people say "San Marcus."
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[19 May 2006|11:36pm]
http://cad-comic.com/comics/20060513.jpg
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[18 May 2006|01:11am]
American Idol has been rigged so that Katharine McPhee will win. She's hot! That sells records...
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[08 May 2006|08:29pm]
FUCK THE NEW Mac ads. Assholes.
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[06 May 2006|11:19pm]
WO!

Chelsea Handler is the only funny thing I have ever seen on the E! Channel.

CRAAZZY. The Chelsea Handler show is actually...good.
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[03 May 2006|04:58am]
So, another student newspaper that entirely misses the point--and this time I was misquoted. What can I do?
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[01 May 2006|09:08pm]
And yes, my critical self will probably return after living in Berkeley awhile, but for now, the enormous contrast from Oceanside is just too strong to resist; it's amazing.
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[01 May 2006|03:35pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

#1. Berkeley is awesome.
#2. San Francisco is awesome.
#3. The BART is awesome.
#4. I got in.

I will be back in Oceanside on Tuesday night.

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